10am - Get the stitches taken out. Glass will continue expelling from my arms and legs for months.
noon - Hit up Starving Artist with m' main squeeze. Everyone in sight eats waffles. Anything that can absorb and deliver sirop d'erable.
1:30pm - Walk over to the park. Steal someone's dog.
2pm - Bicycle ride over to the lakefront.
4pm - Head on home to change into my finest tuxedo t-shirt.
5pm - Meet up with Giuseppe and get krunked (term hereby coined). Give dog away to beautiful family.
7pm - Attend the local cricket match. Get krunkter (term hereby coined). See Renee!
10pm - Go to the local entertainment establishment. Dance 'the robot' for four hours.
4am - Meander home to find it ablaze.
4:30am - Realize I'm at the wrong house. Wipe away my tears.
5am - Fall asleep soundly, like a beautiful krunken angel.
noon - Hit up Starving Artist with m' main squeeze. Everyone in sight eats waffles. Anything that can absorb and deliver sirop d'erable.
1:30pm - Walk over to the park. Steal someone's dog.
2pm - Bicycle ride over to the lakefront.
4pm - Head on home to change into my finest tuxedo t-shirt.
5pm - Meet up with Giuseppe and get krunked (term hereby coined). Give dog away to beautiful family.
7pm - Attend the local cricket match. Get krunkter (term hereby coined). See Renee!
10pm - Go to the local entertainment establishment. Dance 'the robot' for four hours.
4am - Meander home to find it ablaze.
4:30am - Realize I'm at the wrong house. Wipe away my tears.
5am - Fall asleep soundly, like a beautiful krunken angel.
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